I have this intense love/hate relationship with hot, friendly guys. Love, because obvs, they are awesome. But hate because they turn me into a big puddle of stupid. David the Magician (from earlier embarrassing story) called the library this morning, and was all "how do you pronounce Chillicothe?" "are you having a good day?" "see you at the show!"
And I was all "Bleerghisdfhsd?"
No, I like to think I was pretty poised and confident. But for realsies, friendly hot guys need to advertise their availability. I always assume friendly=interested (because I have a huge ego) and then I am inevitably disappointed, because why wouldn't a hot friendly guy already be taken?
Eh, that's not even the problem. I think I would be flustered whether he was single or not. A hot magician! It's NPH! How can I not be stupid?
I love your quoted line. Cracked me up. And definitely NPH. You should ask David the Magician of he's got an assistant.
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