The key to looking like an awesome dancer is to dance with your elbows.
Romance stories are rubbish unless the will-be partners act like idiots together.
Animals are necessary accessories for the fashionable introvert.
Ordering contact lenses is harder than getting into graduate school.
It's impossible to avoid being a douchebag when you say, "Because I'm an adult."
Three cups of coffee in the morning is too much, but if it's free, you should drink them.
A book's betrayal is the hardest to get over.
Running on a store's display ellipticals is a financially responsible way to exercise.
Don't listen to the advice of someone who begins their list describing the best way to dance.
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