Me: The kids were asking me about my crush...
Jess: Oh yeah?
Me: Mm hm. I didn't want to tell them about my past, so I talked about Louis Tomlinson.
Jess: Who?
Me: Louis. From...One Direction.
Jess: *looks up from her phone to stare at me* He is a child.
Me: He's twenty!
Jess: How old are you?
Me: Twenty-four. That's pretty good for me! So.
Jess: There's no one else you have a crush on?
Liz: She likes that guy with the ankles!
Me: Yeah, I do!
Jess: *shakes her head and goes back to her phone*
Sometimes I think my life is a game of, "how much can I tell someone about myself before they stop being my friend?" This game is very entertaining.
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