*when considering a drive-in movie*
Bess: I'll bring the pepper spray!
Stephanie: And I'll bring the bug spray. What will you bring, Tricia?
Me: Ummm...
Pat: She'll bring the wit and beauty!
Me: Yes! ... Except you're the one who thought of that, so apparently you have the wit.
Bess: Well, we could....Ooo! We could go to Bass Pro!
Me: Like, the sports store?
Stephanie: Yeah, that's really cool!
Pat: *rolls eyes*
Bess: They have a waterfall. And boats!
Me: Can you ride in the boats?
Bess: No. But there's camouflage hunting gear! And you can get a cool Bass Pro shirt!
Me: For free?
Bess: No.
Me: Is this a joke?
I laughed out loud at the second conversation!! I could picture you and Pat's reactions! Fun, fun!
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