Monday, December 3, 2012

Facebook Statuses I Abandoned

I was chopping broccoli and listening to "Christmas Unicorn" when Amy walked through the kitchen.  "I don't get the Christmas unicorn thing," she said.  "I'm trying."  I grimaced to suppress my instinct to shout, "IT'S A METAPHOR FOR CHRISTMAS CONSUMERISM AND ACCEPTING OUR FALLENNESS WHILE STILL EMBRACING THE CHRISTIAN STORY.  AND IT'S AWESOME."

Or if not that, I could have whispered, "I'm the Christmas unicorn."

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Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan Sufjan

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My thoughts for the last few days have been approximately 100% Sufjan Stevens, give or take nothing.

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Sufjan, I really need you to stop making weird things attractive.



No, I'm just kidding.  Keep doing what you're doing.
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2 comments:

  1. MamaKimDecember 3, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    I have no idea what you're talking about. But, I'm in your picture at the top. That makes me cool no matter what others may say.

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  2. ItIsTrish88December 3, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    I appreciate your blind support, Kim. :)

    And yes, you are definitely cool no matter what others may say!

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